- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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