A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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No your aunties a joke

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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