- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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