Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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swag

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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