Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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