There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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. . I am a whale

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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