- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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