- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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