Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

No

Wait! hundred billions!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

why did you poop because you are a poop

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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