Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Black people stink of shite!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Anti Joke

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