- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

A man goes to the potty.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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