Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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