- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

asians have slitted eyes lol

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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