- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

This isn't funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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