How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Niall Horan

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