- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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