Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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