A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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