- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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