Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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