On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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