A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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