Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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AIDS

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Women's Rights

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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