- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Roses are red Im adopted

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

I will create more jobs for americans

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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