What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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your life

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Eric is gay Ha

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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