A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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well use a tissue!

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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