How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Jeff

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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