What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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The FCC

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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