- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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