A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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