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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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