A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Yo Mama just died.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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