- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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