- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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