how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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