- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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