How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Tilt your screen back .

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

My jeans

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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