What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Knock knock. Its open.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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