- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Chuck Norris.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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