What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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