Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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