Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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