- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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