- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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