What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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i'm hard

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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