- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What's white and black? Color blind.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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