- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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