What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Lil Wayne

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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