Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Hey Shea

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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