Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

your no better than a cockroach

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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