- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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