What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Anti Joke

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