- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What is white and long? A New York winter

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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