Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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