- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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