- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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