Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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outside your comfort zone

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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