- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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