Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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