- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What is white and long? A New York winter

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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