- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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