What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What does? 42

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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