a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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