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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

What does? 42

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

What do we call Osama? Osama

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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