- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

dat shoe shine tho

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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