- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?