- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Nobody cares maddie!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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