- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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