- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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