- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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