What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Dwarf Shortage

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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