What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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okay so theres this guy.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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