- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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