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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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