A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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