An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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