How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Justin Bieber

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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