Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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i dont fisish anythi

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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