- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

I have a really funny joke.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Allah walked into AK Bar

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