- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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