- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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