- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Weaner

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

360 NO SCOPE

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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