- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??