knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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