- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

You idiot.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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