What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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