- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Rylan Clark

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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