knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Weaner

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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