- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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