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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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