- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

p

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??