- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A man goes to the potty.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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