- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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