- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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