Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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