- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay rights.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Women's Rights.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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