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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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