- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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