- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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