- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Knock knock.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.