What? Huh?

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's 9+10? 19

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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