A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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