- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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