what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

one stop shop

Wait! hundred billions!

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Alchohol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

George W. Bush

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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