How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Your big dick.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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