Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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12 niqqa 12.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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