- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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