What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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i found waldo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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