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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

God is real.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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