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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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