- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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