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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Potassium? K.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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