You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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