- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??