have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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sadf

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Anti Joke

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