What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Women's Rights.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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