- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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