- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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