WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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