Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A hill billy went fishing

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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