give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I am a mime

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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