- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Cheese

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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