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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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