what did the orange say to the apple? hi

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

What's just not right? Left

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

men, men like men= men+bed

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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