A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Ben Corbishley

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A fat guy!

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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i'm hard

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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