- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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