Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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