Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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