what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Knock knock It's open, come in

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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