- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's 1+1? 69.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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