- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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