Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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