- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Communism hehe xd

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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