Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A cat playing laser tag.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Who has no penis Religious Believers

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

your no better than a cockroach

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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