- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Women's rights

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

12 in general

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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