- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

I like that, but why am I happy?

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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