Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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