Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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