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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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