a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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You are joking right?

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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