What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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