What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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